Mr Sato's "Nuclear War Never!" Tee
"Nuclear war very bad!"
—Mr. Sato
Mr. Sato believes in discipline, gains, and the absolute rejection of nuclear annihilation.
This tee is part of Muscle Cult Insanity — a fictional fitness cult where eccentricity, extreme motivation and strangely wholesome principles collide.
Features Mr. Sato in full power stance, preaching the core doctrine:
No pain. No suffering. Nuclear war never.
Wear it to the gym, the apocalypse, or your next ideological misunderstanding.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Tadbar
- Email: contact@support.thetadbar.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
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Quality Guarantee
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Every item is made to order and printed to last.
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If there’s a print error, damage, or quality issue, contact us and we’ll make it right — replacement or refund.
About Returns
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Because items are made to order, we can’t accept returns for sizing or preference changes.
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If you have questions about an order issue or need clarification on our policy, feel free to reach out — we’re happy to help.
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Mr Sato's "Nuclear War Never!" Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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27
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16 1/2
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S
|
28
|
18
|
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M
|
29
|
20
|
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L
|
30
|
22
|
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XL
|
31
|
24
|
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2XL
|
32
|
26
|
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3XL
|
33
|
28
|
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4XL
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34
|
30
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5XL
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35
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32
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