Sister Mary Maria's Penance Sticker
“Let us stick cleanly and evenly, children!”
— Sister Mary Maria
The Iron Abbess teaches that true devotion is measured in reps…
and in adherence.
Holy adherence.
This sticker lets you anoint laptops, water bottles, gym lockers, journals, and any sacred surface with her muscular blessing.
Why you’ll love it:
• Durable & high-quality print
• Perfect for gym gear, notebooks, and altars of iron
• Adds instant holy chaos to your everyday items
• A tiny reminder from Sister Mary Maria to stay committed
Stick with the Abbess.
Spread the gospel of gains.
More details
- High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
- Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
- 95µ thickness
- Fast and easy bubble-free application
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Tadbar
- Email: contact@support.thetadbar.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
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Quality Guarantee
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Every item is made to order and printed to last.
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If there’s a print error, damage, or quality issue, contact us and we’ll make it right — replacement or refund.
About Returns
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Because items are made to order, we can’t accept returns for sizing or preference changes.
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If you have questions about an order issue or need clarification on our policy, feel free to reach out — we’re happy to help.
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