ENTER THE BOOM FLOOR!!!
In the caverns beneath The Tadbar, next to the parking elevators, there is a little-known space that never closes. A place where dreams are wrought through iron, sweat, and tears; where protein powder is consumed by the pound, and freaks of all sorts come out to play. This is THE BOOM FLOOR, home of...
🏋️♀️💪 MUSCLE CULT INSANITY!!! 🧨💥
WELCOME TO THE FREE WEIGHTS DISTRICT.
If it smells like ammonia and bad decisions, you’re in the right place.
Sister Mary Maria: Pullover of Power
In the dark hours of St. Christina’s Abbey, grunts and gasps echo through the cold, stony halls.
That’s Sister Mary Maria doing her nightly penitence — don’t ask what she’s lifting.
Why this pullover hits different:
• Warmth blessed by the Iron Saint herself
Cozy, heavy, and built to carry you through late-night training sessions or your spiritual bulking season.
• Soft enough to be holy
Premium fleece that converts nonbelievers. Truly absurd comfort.
• Gym-ready durability
Withstands sweat, chalk, temptation, and whatever demonic force tries to interrupt your gains.
• Aura enhancement +3
You’ll look like you just stepped out of a sacred gym anime. People will stare. Let them.
When you wear it
You’ll feel her discipline kick in — that “no excuses, do your reps” energy she radiates at 3am.
Be strong like Sister Mary Maria.
Forged in faith. Driven by creatine.
Sister Mary Maria: Pullover of Power Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
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