The World of Muscle Cult Insanity
In the caverns beneath The Tadbar, next to the parking elevators, there is a little-known space that never closes. A place where dreams are wrought through iron, sweat, and tears; where protein powder is consumed by the pound, and freaks of all sorts come out to play. You've walked into THE BOOM FLOOR...
PREPARE YOURSELF.
WELCOME TO THE FREE WEIGHTS DISTRICT.
If it smells like ammonia and bad decisions, you’re in the right place.
Sister Mary Maria: Pullover of Power
In the wee, dark hours of St. Christina’s Abbey, grunts and gasps echo through cold, stony halls.
That’s Sister Mary Maria doing her nightly penitence — don’t ask what she’s lifting.
Why this pullover hits different:
• Warmth blessed by the Iron Saint herself
Cozy, heavy, and built to carry you through late-night training sessions or your spiritual bulking season.
• Soft enough to be holy
Premium fleece that converts nonbelievers. Truly absurd comfort.
• Gym-ready durability
Withstands sweat, chalk, temptation, and whatever demonic force tries to interrupt your gains.
• Aura enhancement +3
You’ll look like you just stepped out of a sacred gym anime. People will stare. Let them.
When you wear it
You’ll feel her discipline kick in — that “no excuses, do your reps” energy she radiates at 3am.
Be strong like Sister Mary Maria.
Forged in faith. Driven by creatine.
Sister Mary Maria: Pullover of Power Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
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